This Is Not My Hat s/c

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Hilarious.

Another succinct gem from the creator of I WANT MY HAT BACK. Do you get the impression that Jon Klassen had a traumatic, hat-related incident in childhood? Stealing hats is wrong, he seems to be saying. He really is quite specific about that. Also: there will be repercussions.

What makes this beauty so uproarious is the simplicity of the sentences, the confidence or at least optimism with which they are uttered, and the way in which, from the fourth sentence on, every hope is beautifully undercut by what is actually shown.

“This hat is not mine. I stole it.

I stole it from a big fish. He was asleep when I did it.

And he probably won’t wake up for a long time.

And even if he does wake up, he probably won’t notice that it’s gone.

And even if he does notice that it’s gone, he probably won’t know it was me who took it.”

Cue Jaws theme.